Summer colds suck. Let me just get that straight. I don’t want you to think for one moment that I’m enjoying this experience…
Except that maybe, perhaps, I have found a way to make them suck a little less.
Two days ago, my fiancé caught me doing a throat cough. You know, one of those little coughs you don’t even think about because it’s like you’re clearing your throat. Except that it was during the conversation about me being concerned about my daughter’s symptoms – runny nose, cough, congestion, but thankfully no fever.
This morning, I woke up at 3 am thinking I was going to die. Yes, I think one of my dreams was the funeral eulogy, in which I’m sure coffee was praised for its significant role in my life.
Rolling out of bed this morning, I imitated a toad croaking as I informed my fiancé that I felt as though the French resistance had installed barbed wire in my throat.
Immediately, he brought me water and medicine (Can you see why I love this guy?), which I downed and then realized that hot liquids would make me feel that much better, thank you.
Then I recalled my BFF mentioning a “hot toddy.”
This involves tea.
Now, tea in the abstract is a good thing. Tea in the specific is a good thing. It’s just that tea in my mind happens post coffee.
Coffee is in its own food group in my life.
Morning: Coffee. Breakfast. More coffee.
Mid-morning: Ah, there’s my coffee.
Lunch: Water before more coffee.
Mid-Afternoon: Coffee. And, why yes, thank you, I’d love another cup of coffee.
Evening: Water. Hmmm… you know what would go great after dinner? How about a coffee? Oh, my cup is empty. Do you have free refills?
Now, it just so happens that I managed to procure Bailey’s Irish Cream the other evening. And my fiancé just so happens to believe in a fairly well-stocked liquor cabinet.
So, coffee + whiskey + Bailey’s Irish Cream + whipped cream + chocolate syrup = coffee hot toddy = deliciousness = yay happy goodness. The only sadness is that it is completely a non-menu-friendly food.
**Update: a couple of hours later, my throat still feels happy, and my day is going great.